According to shocking reports just emerging, the maids working for the Obama family were recently forced to retreat into hiding as they heard Michelle Obama begin to scream at the top of her lungs. Before long, they heard a door slam as Barack Obama stormed out and left his wife to her temper tantrum – but not before Michelle inadvertently let everyone within earshot know about the dirty little secret that they did not want out, and it’s too late now.
A shocking series of events has most recently come to light as Ed Klein wrote a book titled “All Out War: The Plot to Destroy Trump” that is quickly gaining popularity. In it, he exposes a few things the Obama family likely didn’t want out, showing that everyone has their own skeletons packed away in a closet, where they hope they will stay.
As Mad World News previously reported, Obama is rumored to have retreated to his house, where he’s allegedly turned into a bum, smoking weed and playing video games all day. In fact, Klein writes that the former president’s friends say “Barack sees himself as sort of a hipster ex-president, a cool guy.”
Of course, we all suspected that Obama used to smoke weed in college as there are pictures that appear to prove it. However, he gave the impression that he had quit any alleged drug use a long time ago – but that’s not exactly true. In fact, new reports indicate that Obama used to enjoy his fair share of marijuana as a member of Congress.
As it turns out, he did supposedly stop using while he was president “because he knew it impaired his judgment,” but things are back to the way they once were. Seeing how there are no political ramifications for him anymore, it appears he’s thinking, why not? Right?
“He gets the weed from friends who visit him. I was told he keeps a small stash in his bedroom. [The former president and first lady have separate bedrooms in their Kalorama mansion.] He has rolling papers and hasn’t forgotten how to roll a joint. Sometimes he’ll smoke in his bedroom, and sometimes in the backyard. But mostly he does it when he’s traveling,” said a source, who claims to be an Obama family friend, according to WND.
Although he allegedly “smokes weed once or twice a week,” it’s since been made clear that not everyone in his home agrees with his secretive habit. In fact, things got so heated between Michelle and Barack recently that the maids could hear everything until, eventually, Barack stormed out and slammed the door behind him.
“He had a blow up with Michelle when Malia was caught on video smoking what looked like a joint at a Lollapalooza concert in Chicago. When the tape of Malia went viral, Michelle blew up at him; she said it was his fault because he set a bad example for his daughters, that it was OK to use pot.
“Barack tried to brush off the whole thing, which only made Michelle more furious. She started yelling at him so loudly that the maids could hear. That made Barack furious; he can’t stand being yelled at; his mother had a temper and a shrill voice. So he walked out on Michelle and slammed the door behind him.” [Source: WND]
I imagine it looked something like this:
For now, the once slacker-in-chief is trying to keep his secret on the down low, but it’s too late for that. In fact, he is said to have even gone so far as to try to hide the smell of his dirty little habit by ingesting the edible stuff like brownies, cookies, and gummy bears infused with THC.
Of course, what good is trying to hide it when your big-mouth wife is going to yell at you about it at the top of her lungs and let the whole world know anyways? In the end, all that Barack Obama is doing is showing us his true self.
For reasons unknown, this man is hailed a hero despite being a do-nothing president who left our country in much worse shape than he found it. Even worse yet, he’s now taken to pissing away what opportunities he has left to do, well, nothing. What a waste – just like his entire presidency.